Piosenka Joxera

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Original version:

Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer—he's Joxer the Mighty!
Oohhhhhh—
He's Joxer the Mighty
He's really tidy
Everybody likes him
'Cause he has a funny grin
Joxer—
Joxer the Mighty!

Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When you're in jeopardy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company
He's Joxer—
I'm Joxer the Mighty!

Blood—valour—and victory! Ha-HA!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company
Look out! He's Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty!!!

Bordello version (from Warrior...Priestess...Tramp)

TROLLOPS:
Joxer the Mighty,
Master of virility,
Every woman wants him
Je's so sexy it's a sin
If you want a special tryst
He's the man you can't resist
By every measure he's a prize

JOXER:
Just check out my shoe size!
Ha-ha!

TROLLOPS:
Joxer the Mighty,
Captain of debauchery,
Never seems to get enough
Of our tantalizing stuff
If you need some company,
With Joxer there's a guarantee

JOXER:
Of the highest potency!

TROLLOP:
Heck, I'd even work for free!

LEAH:
Take your filthy hands off me!

ALL:
He's Joxer—
Joxer the Mighty!

Illusia version (from The Bitter Suite)

Joxer the Mighty,
Master of geography,
Here to guide you on your way,
Stick with me—you'll never stray,
If you're in a land that's new,
I'm the man who'll get you through,
Even if you're slightly nude—
I'm Joxer,
Joxer the Mighty!

Annie's version (from Déjà Vu All Over Again)

Annie, Banannie
She kicks fanny!
Dangerous with sword and knife,
Learned her skills in that past life!
Never will you outfox her,
She's as good as all Joxer!
I'm Annie, I'm Annie the Mighty!

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Nie ciekawe wykonanie ale warto ściągnąć i mieć na dysku kolejną Xenową muzyczkę. Może akurat się komuś spodoba

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dewi · Gość

Szukajac fajnych midi trafilam kiedys na taki utwor. Po pierwszych sekundach myslalam, ze to temat Joxera:
Mickey
Jest to temat z klubu myszki Miki.
Tu dla porownania midi Joxer The Mighty:
http://www.filegone.com/te4j
Utwor wykombinowali Raimi z Lo Duca tak troche chyba dla zabawy, ale piosenka sie przyjela.

gostek_

hahaha rzeczywiście...
Mi wcześniej motyw/pomysł piosenki Joxera kojarzył się z Wielkim Mistrzem Be ( z Bundych) ale żeby Myszka Miki Very Happy

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